What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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