what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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