- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What rymes with milk..... milf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Asian NASCAR.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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