Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Anti Joke

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