Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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I'm funny.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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