What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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