- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

cats are pussies

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Do u take sugar?

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Women's rights.

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