- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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