- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Yo Mamma

A baby seal walks into a club...

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

hi im paul!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

a man walks into a bar and dies

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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