A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Animal

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Hitler. lol, sucks.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Yo Mamma

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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