What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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