What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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my names jim haha

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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