A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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