- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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