- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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