- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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