- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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