What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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A sober Irish individual.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Penis

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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