- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

when debbie meets downer

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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