Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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MySpace.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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