So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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