A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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okay so theres this guy.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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yada yada

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Anti Joke

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