Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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