- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

How would you rule?

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

I need to start studying.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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