Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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lebron

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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you.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Yee

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BUT HWY?

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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