Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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womens sports...

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A man walks around a bar.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Yee

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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The white guy did it!

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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