Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Runescape.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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