Chikin nuggets

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Yee

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Hi

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Gale swallows.

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