Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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I went to the store and I fell

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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The Holocaust

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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