The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Yee

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Knock knock

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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