- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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