What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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