what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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