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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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