what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What rhymes with you? You.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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