It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Religion

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

America Votes

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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