An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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