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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Chikin nuggets

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Knock knock

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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