- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

What rhymes with you? You.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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