Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Jesus

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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womens sports...

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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