Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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