How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Sarah Palin

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America Votes

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Wumbo

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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