BUT HWY?

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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