What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What?

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Gale swallows.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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I've got a boner

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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