Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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GIVE

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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women's rights

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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