What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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what the hell happened to your face

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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FIRE!!

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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