why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Knock knock

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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