An irishman walks out of a pub

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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