What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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GIVE

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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