Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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this site is funny.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Invisible Television.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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