What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

Ted Haggard.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

Punch line.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

japan4.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

am i invited to party? no

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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