An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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hi hi strager danger

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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poop.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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