Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Anti Joke

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