Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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GIVE

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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