Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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