Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Boom.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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