Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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a Jew had a small nose

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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