What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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