What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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You will not press the like button.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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