- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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